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“What is the line for?”“Freshman Fred, then a piss,”“A piss, then Freshman Fred,”“Then there should be two lines.”“If you have to pee that badly get out of line then come back to the end if you still
“Can you please not do that thing where you turn your coat collar up to try and look cool? It makes it difficult for me to give you a hickey.”
“Is that a riding crop under your coat, or are you just happy to see me?”
“I know caring is not an advantage, but that hasn’t stopped me from caring about you.”
“I don’t have to use my imagination to know that you’d be the last thing I thought of before I died.”
“If we were at a restaurant together, I wouldn’t deny that you were my date.”
“I think you’re really brainy. And I mean that in the new sense of the word.”
“Yes, I said that the laptop was in THE bedroom. No, that wasn’t a typo.”
“I’d hit that 1895 times.”
“Shall we play doctor? Army doctor, that is.”
“How about you get off of that phone and let me show you how much fun we can have in the back seat of this car?”
“The newspaper says that you’re a confirmed bachelor… Want me to fix that?”
“Let’s meet at the rooftop instead of the pool. You’ve got to admit that’s sexier.”
The best of the posts that make you go “Aaaaawww!” from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Sometimes you don’t talk for days on end? That’s fine. I can give you something else to do with your mouth.”
ADMIN’S PICK! Normally when I post photosets, the pick-up lines with the most notes from whatever category I’m spotlighting are the ones that get put in the photoset. But today’s my birthday so SCREW THAT, I’M JUST POSTING MY FAVOR
“Is your meat dagger on Twitter? Because I’d like to get that on text alert.”
“It’s a bit rude that noise, isn’t it? Not that that’ll stop me from coaxing it out of you.”
“I may not be Uncle Rudy, but I’ll cross-dress for you if that’s what you’re into.”
“Because you know I’m all about that case, ‘bout that case.”
“It was hard choosing between the two pills… But you’ve always been my first choice.â€Submitted by thats-what-people-brew.
“I may not know that the Earth revolves around the sun, but I know that my heart revolves around you.â€
“Are you Mrs. Hudson? Because I need to give you more lines… More pick-up lines, that is.â€(This one got a bit meta, haha.)
“Now why don’t you stop beating that corpse and put that riding crop to good use?â€Submitted by @call-me-mrs-moriarty.
Now you can get tan lines for your G3F too! DS4 has features that you might not know … now you will meet the GEOMETRY SHELL power. Designed to be UV mapping and character independent, “TANLINE for G3F” will add that important details
My sissy tan line, I feel the most sissy tan line is a thong tan line!There’s no hiding that. Now shake it, you big booty bitch!
lolita-princess: generalbriefing: seriouslyamerica: I WOULD PROBABLY DATE SOMEONE WHO DID THIS. Fun fact: intentionally bad (but not sexist, obivously) pick-up lines work unreasonably well on me. The level of awesome here is inspiring. oh god that
THATS MY LINE MOTHERFUCKER!
That’s why I will take responsibility, and defeat the Female Titan! [✩]
Leonardo DiCaprio tried to make fun of his character with the line “I will just wait here”, when in fact that line wasn’t originally scripted. Everyone started laughing and James Cameron said that the line was “Too funny” to ignore it.
That Armageddon line fall 2012 YUUURRRRDD!!! #phimualpha #sinfonia
slutt:Yohji Yamamoto´s austere, asymmetrical lines continue today, as seen here in his autumn/winter 2015 collection.
That Teenage Girl
That's What I Like
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ccute-couples: Two men kissing in a photo booth in 1953 (source)
folklifestyle: Among the hipster types @kylekriegerhair’s tree line wrist tattoo is legendary. I can’t remember the first time I saw it…had to have been years ago on some random tumblr site. Back then I had no idea it belonged to a real person…but
littlemissbratty:“Coffee and correction”75 more to go, and then maybe I’ll get the message that when he tells me to take time to read each day, I need to listen to him. Pls leave my caption and credit intact
sometypeoffeeling:Today’s fucking gross unwarranted message is brought to you by @sirbriansblog. Brian has it all! Not only can Brian not read, but he seems to think that that is a great opening line that will actually get a response. 🥰He also is
brandonskeie: romy7: Oh, Hello handsome! [x] This is apparently how you get a good V line, I will be doing this everyday forever now I used to have a watermark!
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