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quacklemore: i saw somebody tweet this about how to hide your phone in class anD ITS REALLY PISSING BECAUSE THE CALCULATOR IS CLEARLY RIGHT THERE LIKE HIDE THAT SHIT OR SOMETHING PUT IT IN YOUR BOOKBAG SIT ON IT STICK IT UP YOUR ASS DONT JUST LEAVE IT
frecklesfanatic: So I made some Drawings of @mcsweezy s unnamed reverse Trap OC . Why? Because reverse Traps are awesome and dont get enough love. she just wants to be pretty, too bad pretty clothes are expensive
Invincible #126 this “reboot” arc started really cool, and the second part was fun and all, but this one… omg… first half is all neat and bittersweet but the second half… is cruel like… really cruel, like damn Kirkman…
captainkroks: holy shit what do you mean that there wont be coming more of this show before spring!? im so fricking hyped for this show(except ludo, i dont like ludo) iv watched the first episode like 11 times in a row because it just made me so happy,
hitodeman: I’m 100% with you if you want to joke about Justin Bieber’s arrest (or just him in general) because he’s an arrogant little shit, but if you have to resort to jokes where the punchline is “he looks like a girl” or “he could get
I really need to just sit down and read this book for english but its like….i dont care. I just dont caaaaareeeeeee :[
urbanclictionary: why dont people have pizza parties anymore like hell yeah invite me over to your house to eat pizza and then i’ll leave that’s the shit i do like
noncommited-writer: geekinglikeaboss: Please go watch Sex Explained on Netflix. Not only is it a great resource for the basic sex education that is sorely lacking in the U.S., but some of ya’ll need to take a deep breath and remember the difference
i feel like ea saying play a million hours or buy the shit isnt too different from blizzard saying play a million hours or buy expensive shit that may or may not contain what it is youre looking for. at least with ea youll get exactly what it is you
d-dinosaur: friendly reminder to just not pinch anybody tommrow if theyre not wearing green just dont pinch people dont exceptions being if you ask them first and theyre like ‘oh haha yep you got me not wearing green okay pinch me’ but otherwise
endface: you know that shit that happens where you eat a bag of assorted candy but theres one flavor in there you dont like and eventually, like, you get down to the point where its like a huge bag of just that flavor and you try your best to eat it
nerdiestnug: haiiro-no-kami: naxzella: finding out people dont usually add numbers by first adding something to make a ten (for example 7+6= 7 plus 3 is 10 plus another 3 is 13) & that its actually an adhd thing is the WILDEST shit literally ive
tshifty: kadeedoes: tshifty: tshifty: some of yall really think politics is only about the presidency and it shows when you say shit like “i dont like biden so i wont vote” get a motherfucking vibe check and go vote blue so we dont have a conservative
1dietcokeinacan:astro-memes88:scorpios / earth signs be like: i can’t tell anyone i felt slightly sad today,,,, that’s much too intimate,,, they don’t need to know me like thatYa tauruses may SAY that but then they walk around all day looking like
sourcedumal: blackfairypresident: if your pro-black movement doesnt include the hoes and thotties, the women you decided dont deserve respect because they dont fit your narrow & harmful perspective of what a woman should be like, your “movement”
damarshen: w8t-what: silk101: black lives are more important than white feelings how the fuck do you want “equality” posting shits like these? lmao when you dont have any reading comprehension
happythanksgivingbitch: the scariest thing about all this is that the racists dont have to hide online anymore like donald trump being elected is going to make them feel so empowered and ready to start shit and its just like….. im already exhausted
cookie-waffle: california-bluebell: teathattast: SICKO MODE 👹 it’s so nice to see people join together and work towards a common goal Autobots could be out fighting Decepticons but instead they be doin’ this shit Alright one of these dudes
3ridan: you know what really annoys me when famous youtubers/tumblr users/celebrities etc are in a relationship with someone and the fan base says they ‘dont like that ship’ or ‘they dont ship it’ its like HOLY SHIT STOP YOU FUCKING FREAKS THAT
xiunplane: also I cannot stress it enough to people around me and my friends - please don’t do april fools with me. I know i know, it’s fun to see me struggle and be easily tricked into thinking something, but it honestly makes me feel like shit
harleyhendrix: If you dont like lgbt people or dont morally agree with us or think its a sin or whatever the fuck you tell your phobic ass please fucking unfollow me. Especially all yall heterosexual men who shit on us as a people but insist on annoyin
I DONT LIKE SHIT I DONT GO OUTSIDE
Apparently some people dont know that the purpose of twitter is to be a passive aggressive outlet while your blog is your personal outlet.
I have to learn to stop being moody at night and control my anxiety a bit better.
boostmobileprepaid: most black people dont call shit ghetto anymore only white people call things ghetto and the word acts as a placeholder for “the kind of black i dont like”
artpolice: beyonce really is that friend that’s like “all men aint shit!! you dont need them dont even think about them! men dont deserve you!” and then she goes home to her man and you go home alone
justshy: thegirlwithcaramelskin: proteinpills: glowcas: LOOK AT THIS Bae Saw this on Instagram and I lost all my shit… i dont follow her bc i feel like id put some real thirsty shit on her ig lmao
liquidlatex: beyonce really is that friend that’s like “all men aint shit!! you dont need them dont even think about them! men dont deserve you!” and then she goes home to her man and you go home alone
nyannerz: video for my new rap cover >:) i did baby got back like 2 years ago so i figured i should do this one since lots of people requested it and it’s fun
misandryad:coelasquid: tfw u owe ur friend money but no one carries cash anymore and it turns into a series of elaborate trades that resurrects the barter system. #“don’t worry about it just buy me like four coffees”
lexlifts: i hate when ppl are like ‘oh look at her acne its so bad’ or ‘did you notice she gained all that weight’ ‘she doesnt know how to dress’ like nah i dont notice those things and i certainly dont fucking point them out bc my momma
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jehovahhthickness: kayrida: jehovahhthickness: jehovahhthickness: I’m so low maintenance in a relationship, like just feed me, buy me nice shit and don’t lie to me and we’ll be great. And give me good dick every once in awhile. Every once
hambaes: if i ever give birth please dont tell me my baby looks just like me within the first 2 months cause i know that newborn look ugly as shit so unless you tryna square up dont speak
palianaha: katsplanet: whenever people say they dont like cats because they dont happily greet you at the door i give them the stinkiest eye That’s the cutest shit
Jk at the prwvious posy i never wanna know anything about anyone or anyone to knbow anything about me. If I do I’m a write shit passive aggressively like I’m 12 and ull know Jk i dont give a shit about any of the above
i still don’t understand why people reblog something to say that they hate it, and usually not the art but i mean the content of the art like the character/person or ship or whatever, like good for you do you want a gold sticker or some award for being
fullmetal-dipshit: THE REALEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEEEEEEEN
NOW MY PARENTS SAID THEY SAW A FRIGGEN FIN BEHIND ME AND THEY DONT KBOW IF IT WAS A DOLPHIN OR A SHARK SO I HAD TO COME IN MALACHITE YOU WATER BLOCKING LITTLE SHIT
GUESS WHO HAS ANOTHER SONG FROM THE FAV HOLY SHIT DO YOU KNOW HOW SURPRISED I WAS?? LIKE I KINDA ALREADY THOUGHT IT WAS A DUET BUT BETWEEN GARNET AND STEVONNIE?? HOLY FUCK
spatialheather: literallyaflame: walrusofdoom: I dont understand artists who have bad handwriting, just like draw yourself some better writing. fuck you so what if I write like a drunk doctor on a rollercoaster I don’t have the time to work on
