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“O-oh yes, Gary, you’ve been doing very well in class recently! It’s not because of those chocolates you’ve been bringing me after class, of course that has been very sweet. They just taste like nothing I’ve ever had before. They make me feel
twices: send me your favorite girl group and I will make you a gifset: “Oh My Girl is a “puzzleâ€. In order for a puzzle to be complete it requires all of the individual pieces. Similarly the members of Oh My Girl have unique charming points that
I’m posting this for two reasons: 1) Since it was sent as anonymous, I figure a lot of people are going to assume that it was me trying to promote myself. I promise I’m not the one who sent it. 2) Whoever did send it, OH MY GOD, LET ME LOVE
catbountry: ask-blumedic: ask-bluheavy: ask-blumedic: ask-bluscout: HAA!!!! I always knew that fuckin’ Medic was a dick! Scout. See me in my office. I believe zhat other kidney needs to be removed. Was bad trade. Very bad! AACH! DON’T WALK
zorobro: smellestine: abandonedography: coelasquid: slime-minister: Replaced the repost source with the original source because it has WAY more pictures and info about this cool place. Reminds me of home. oh man this post reminder that this is
//Oh! It’s Munday! I finally took a pic that doesn’t make me cringe. Totally helps that I remembered to style my hair today too. Sorry I’m so bedraggled lookin’! Work was 4 am to 11 am today. XD Gotta sling that coffee, yo.
highhlife: OMG if this bitch ran up on me in the street id fear for my life. and then kick the shit out of it. oh lawd thats ugly
thats-fassynating: this magic keeps me alive but it’s making me crazy, and i need to save you, but who’s going to save me, please forgive me for whatever i do when i dont remember you i almost cried drawing this and listening to nuts
Oh Facebook
Oh I know, you’ve told me that you like to jerk off before bed, and how it helps you sleep. I’m not stopping you from doing that. You can still stroke to your heart’s content. Just not cum.Oh, that was the part that helps you sleep? No wonder you’ve
That moment when you wake up and have to go potty but the only bathroom that has toilet paper is in the basement….…Uh oh ( ˃̶᷄/////˂̶᷄ )ﾟ
futureresearcheralex: Thing #1 that frustrates me about ADHD/Executive Dysfunction advice: “Oh, you have a mental/neurological issue that makes it difficult for you to be organized, follow routines, stick with systems, maintain a schedule, do your
wenightmareyou:every queer girl has a story about a friend they had growing up thats like “okay so we didn’t date but she got turned into a succubus after a virgin sacrifice gone wrong and tried to seduce me, then when i rejected her she tried to
Oh dearest me.Oh bother.I hid the key to your cage in this cage.It seems the little tweety bird has flown the coup and must have taken your key.Whatever shall we do?I liked that bird very much.
mygayisshowing: I’ve been on Tumblr for so long that I regularly come across posts that I could swear I’ve never seen before but…
puer-aeturnus: the-one-blog-to-rule-them-all: I know that there is a possibility that those scratches on his face are from branches or something but there’s a strong part of me that thinks they’re from his fingernails as he tried to block out the
dirtylittlechemist: Merry Christmas to you and the Physicist! I hope that it is a wonderful one for you so far. I remember you saying that you liked my hands, so I thought that you might like this one. :) Oh you! Thank you :3 You’re definitely one
hentaiyarou: I just downloaded 119 doujins. I was just going to fucking get a few Tiger & Bunny ones and I LOST CONTROL OF MYSELF OH MY GOD. … make that… 1335….. fuck me oh my god…. help….
He asked me to wait two weeks before I showed him a progress update, but I knew that I was ahead of schedule and I knew that when he saw just how massive my tits had grown in just four days that he would lose his willpower as well. Plus, now that my mind
mormonstrous: theshrikeabyssal: squiddly—diddly: Now that gay marriage is legal in Nevada does that mean drunk straight dudes in Las Vegas can accidentally get married. #’accidentally’#’suppose we have to spend the rest of our lives together
Oh man you don’t even know. Ya know that guy who laughs during a movie, like a real, heartfelt laugh, and he’s the only one and no one at all gets what the fuck he’s laughing at? Thats me… so me… ^_^
nathanielemmett: Rose: I can see everything. All that is, all that was, all that ever could be. The Doctor: That’s what I see. All the time. And doesn’t it drive you mad? Rose: My head— The Doctor: Come here. Rose: —is killing me. The Doctor:
timelordgifs: Oh big mistake, because that name keeps me fighting.
tenrose-s: But if you loved meWhy’d you leave me?Take my bodyTake my bodyAll I want is,And all I need isTo find somebody.I’ll find somebody like you. for youareworldsaway.
gallifreyin: Doctor Who Rewatch 2k15: 1x04 Aliens of London“Every conversation with you just goes mental. There’s no one else I can talk to. I’ve seen all that stuff up there. The size of it. And I can’t say a word. Aliens and spaceships and
anonymousfragger: Can we all just sit and enjoy the fact that Rob Kadinsky/Chuck Hansen has dimples of Venus? And that it’s fucking sexy as fuck that he does For those who don’t know, Dimples of Venus are a set of dimples on the lower back/just above
thesassycat: thesassycat: thesassycat: thesassycat: I was so sleep deprived the other day that I tried to zoom in on a paper wtf I just made that post oh wait that is my post I havent slept in 2 days
This is my jam! Y'all should really kick it though! Jk I like my ME time. Oh, and that mark on my nose is from my dog snapping at me. The little fucker. -_- Snapchat: fickyfer
oh my god gag gag gag one of these fics that feature reid as a trans man is rossi/reid oh my god i’m so uncomfortable
oh whoops I just remembered I came out to the people interviewing me when explaining the importance of safe spaces oh well
beepboopboopbeep: “When you see an image, I want you to tell me the first thing that comes to mind. There are no right or wrong answers. But, please, tell me the truth.”
Me: why am I so hungry? I just ate… oh wait, no I didn’t. That was yesterday, I didn’t eat at all today.
moa810: Today is Glasses Day in Japan.Plus, I saw Kingsman yesterday and that door breaking mother reminded me of The Shining.That made me to do it.
that-hippie-named-hannah: veraisastoner: that-hippie-named-hannah:lavenderrbliss:higheramerica: Cannabis Infused Mac & Cheese, Bacon, and Hash Brown sandwich. 😋😋😋 Oh fuck me in the mouth can you send this to me Reblogging again for
risk-k: I just read something that disturbed me, so I went and check to confirm with my own copy Isayama seems to have said that Eren and Armin may not end up as good friends by the end. Or am I interpreting this wrong, please tell me I’m wrong! My
do you ever think you’re losing interest in a ship but then there’s like that one piece of fanart or that one fanfic or even that one headcanon post and it’s just like oh hell no, not again.
that,s it son empty your balls into me oh that feels good squirting inside me get ready i am noww gonna sit on your face
mysliceofhell: pandicorn-e: wafflemasteroffandoms: daws0nanya: gay-youtubers: thearmada4231: Stories that Give Me Hope. Stories that make me cry I’m sobbing. what is this moisture coming from my eyes my eyeballs are leaking ???? The last
octopusheart: dendropsyche: sharped0: clientsfromhell: Client: I threw out that black pen, it was out of ink. Me: What black pen? Client: The one that was lying on your tablet. Me: You threw out my 贶 Wacom pen? Client: I tried writing with it and
oh my god my night terror was so bad i almost screamed at the top of my lungs when Nick woke me up. I was fully within that nightmare and it was the most terrifying dream I’ve ever had. I was completely terrified until the second Nick shook me awake.
hopeless-and-lesbian:honestly man i just want someone to want me. to text me. to use a simple situation as an excuse to touch me. i want someone to think about me when they go to sleep and to tell me exactly that. i want someone to flirt with me, to ask
m-haitch: “I wish that I could leave myself alone. I wish that I could finally feel that I punished myself enough.” — Carrie Fisher, The Princess Diarist
It’s very annoying when straight girls are flirting with me “oh so innocently” when an hour ago they had told me that they don’t “get” bisexuals…You’re expecting me to what? Flirt with you and oh so innocently give you the sky?
fatfeistyandfashionable: starseed-drops: drabblemeister: spookihope: whenever i’m talking to someone and they tell me about something that happened to them i always tell them about something that happened to me that’s similar to what happened
Me: I really, really really want Chipotle. That’s the one thing I missed in Italy and that I haven’t had in monthsDad: Oh, so you want a burrito. We have burrito things. You can have a burrito here. I don’t want to bring you to Chipotle
alicesadventuresinkickapoo: the thing that annoys me about myself is that I see other people as so beautiful but the things i find beautiful on them - freckles, smile lines, spots, stretch marks, podgy bits… the bits of your body that define your life..
thursjournal: hopesploder: i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do that later” and then i dont then i feel really guilty about it and
angrybagel: WHEN I FIRST MOVED TO AMERICA MY TEACHER TOLD ME TO “GET MY FANNY OVER HERE” AND I STOPPED DEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CLASSROOM AND THAT PHRASE HAUNTED ME FOR YEARS UNTIL I LEARNED THAT IT MEANT BUTT IN AMERICA NOT VAGINA
thunderthighmobster: me:*hangs out with someone for 3 hours* me: oh hey, I just remembered I have to tell you something me internally: that was a lie. I’ve been wanting to tell you all day but I’ve been too nervous to just say it so I’ve been mentally
luhshawnay: god i wish that were me
oh-the-cleverness-0f-me: mercedesbenzodiazepine: She literally looks like one of those really expensive barbies that stay in the box and you’re not supposed to touch And that’s how the groom better treat her or he gunna be catching hands…
guccikeychain: misum: guccikeychain: this body tired bring me a new vessel for this incredibly powerful soul i got Yo Dylan treat me like that toilet in the back bEN I’M HAVIN HEART PALPAMITATIONS OH MY LAWD look at this ruggedly handsome man
crispy-stuff: khaleesi: sollox: tigerpellets: I NEVER KNEW THIS I NEVER KNEW THAT WAS WHAT AMERICANS MEANT WHEN THEY SAID “QUITE” WHY DIDN’T ANYBODY TELL ME SUDDENLY THAT ONE SONG THAT GOES “HELLO I MISS YOU QUITE TERRIBLY” MAKES LIKE
yourpetmeowmeow: ravenhallow: inkmo: kaiami: hey look a new comic oh jesus christ that’s me. YEP Dammit, that’s me right now…in my PJs…ugh.
saturday died in my arms last night. yesterday i had a feeling it would be that day. i just had a feeling. i have never watched something die before. he wouldn’t eat or drink and just wanted to snuggle, and as soon as he stopped breathing, his teeth
firebirdeternal:punsintensify: floofypuppers: x-heesy: soft-stims: https://www.instagram.com/jayecreations/ Uuh I need that shizzle Me; holy shit that’s amazing me when he turns his arms over revealing the toe beans; oh Full Offense but Furries
icankillyouwithjustoneword:oh, but when Edgar Allan Poe said :“ Tell me every terrible thing you ever did, and let me love you anyway.” I wonder if I’m ever gonna experience that kind of love. I want that love, from myself too.
koalatea: 10 year old me was so pissed that Gabriella would sacrifice true love for a dumb school but 2014 me now accepts that Gabriella was smart like home girl knew she could find dick everywhere YALL SHE GOT INTO FUCKIN STANFORD. FUCKIN. STANFORD.
swarnpert: me: *touches mysterious sticky spot* the voice of freddy’s mom from icarly echoing through my mind: wet and sticky is very icky. sticky and wet makes mommy upset
theendlessmidnight: Collab - Glee-Grey’s Crossover by *Zerasu Santana: ” My girfriend is Gorgeous!”Callie: ” Well my wife is equally gorgeous.”Santana: “But you’re both old …”Callie: “Excuse me!?”Santana: ” You heard me, I feel
