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My one year old nephew knows how to party. (Relax, it’s just water.) Sadly, I think this is what I look like at the end of the night when I’ve been drinking more than water. Comments/Questions?
slimshod: A taste of the white and gold. Artist: Nobody in Particular (For best results, check the Request List before Requesting. Or Submit.) Not into pee drinking. I prefer to see this as just a blowjob. Support this artist on Patreon.
We’re drinking with some friends tonightAnd I imagine this will be me at about 5AM before we pass outMatching bra and panties armed and readyI’m set, husbandThough in reality I’ll probably be too lazy/drunk and just sleep instead
“Want a drink? Lemme just get something for you…”
I went on a pee hike through the woods - the first couple of times I pissed in the bottle and emptied it right away. Now I just enjoy drinking my pee and peeing at the same time - hell yeah!
Spoiler alert! It ends with everyone jerking off while drinking beer. Just like my Saturday nights – hiyooh!Rocco Steele’s Urban Legend was written and directed by Rocco Steele, so the scant credits tell me. No idea who the actual videographers
bingo bang where we going what we doing this night? feel drunk already maybe drink got spiked but more likely other like that I’m just a light weight, but I don’t care man I been drunk forever, I sedated.
Adele and Kari in ‘Sweet Home’ at VIPissy.comWe’ve already seen pretty Pee Pervert Adele at VIPissy.com; the girl loves pee, and doesn’t Kari know it! When Kari finds Adele playing with her phone on the bed, she knows just how
consulting-schnazzleberry: emmilions: drink-up-lets-boo-boo: I just bought the best book money can buy. oh my god this is so perfect it’s so hard to explain how disconnected the grammar is between asl and English NO ONE UNDERSTANDS WELL THIS.
crowsephone: raggedymanwinchester: poppypicklesticks: logicsomething: youarefatbecauseyouarestupid: Anybody in the food-services industry who does this to their customers is a cunt who deserves to lose their jobs. Not only is it just down right wrong
shawnasaurus: “I would never forget this day. Because when we were drinking a milkshake this old lady came up to us and said that it reminded her of the 1950’s. Like how old people use to just drink milkshakes with the significant others when they
I’d love to sit there and just drink my tea, listening to the rain I’d love to have sex there and listen to the rain between moans there are two kinds of people …I just wanna nap it out there.
5hour energy drinks
SkinnyVille Tip of the Day: Drinking hot water is a quick and easy way to a flat tummy. Just drink a minimun of one glass a day to work your way to that new bikini bod! XO, Thinspo101 http://thinspo-101.blogspot.com/
shylittlebaby: hey FYI if you purchase my snap premium to download videos and use an emulator to pretend to be me. don’t mention your damn public account. because I will get into it and shut your shit down. Just a small heads up I hate how dumb some
myworldisfreak: Girls just want have fun
keyboardwarriorprincess: I need feminism because a woman has to stand for 13 hours, can not eat, can not drink, can not stop speaking, can not relieve herself, and can not have assistance with a back brace just to prove to a group of predominantly men
I like it when a character gets a bigggg Drink Before bed and thier friend/SO says somthing like,“Are you sure you should be drinking that much before bed?..”Then the character responds all confident“Of course! Don’t worry it not like I’m 5”
I need to find something to replace diet coke when I’m not drinking. I seem to forget just how much caffeine is in it and it does not agree with me :c Any suggestions?
miniar: mangocreamysoda: amethystuf: can i just say like telling people not to smoke or drink alcohol while they’re pregnant is ableist and classist as fuck and it needs to stop first off the majority of smokers/substance abusers are from disadvantaged
dollynymph: I will eat the prettiest flowersand drink only rose waterI will snack on dandelionsand count the caloriesThey say you are what you eatI just want to bebeautiful for once
hullaballoons: little-king-john: artwhork: ur gonna die anyway so get that fucking tattoo ur parents and friends hate and eat whatever u want “You’re gonna die anyway, so just set your house on fire and drink snake venom.” This is like the
vivialopod: hullaballoons: little-king-john: artwhork: ur gonna die anyway so get that fucking tattoo ur parents and friends hate and eat whatever u want “You’re gonna die anyway, so just set your house on fire and drink snake venom.” This
the-goddess-of-cupcakes: Thanksgiving just reminds me how small my stomach is, I am NOT a big fan of stuffing myself asdgh Like one large plate and I’M DONEAm pretty much just drinking juice/soda/water the rest of the day Gotta find a soft goth boy
So apparently I get around? Idk. I never fucking do anything with anyone nor do I care to try because I’m just here to dance and drink and then BAM I get laid. And I’m just like woah where did this come from. I don’t even know how I
So I wasn’t even thinking of drinking tonight, UNTIL my dearly beloved dropped me a text telling me that her retarded sister’s closet gay boyfriend just asked her to marry him. Suffice to say we hate both of them for so many reasons and ridicule
thedrunkenmoogle: T-Virus Shot on Secret of the Booze Last week Secret of the booze tried out our T-Virus shot (recipe). Just remember to make the antidote and stock up on herbs if you accidentally drink one! We wouldn’t want a zombie outbreak
So Gingerten and I started this thing called the Soda War. Now its time to decide just who is the winner. I am going to run this poll from Now till we meet. So Febuary. So go vote. Looser has to drink a can of the winners soda. Also gloating rights.
i have a healthy level of respect for people who do karaoke. esoecially when they seem reasonably sober while im 5 bourbon and bitters into being conpletely shitfaced. i thnk when ppl see you drink alone they have to say somethjng?
Hmm, have found a few that have come close to this! Guess I’ll just keep looking!! 😜😇🍸😈🍕🍑✋😏💍 #honesty #chill #drinks #naughty #pizza #butttouches #marryher
nopony-ask-mclovin:Gamer is just drinking some “Wonderland Energetic Elixir Drink”. xD
It's just one of those days.
Watching Rosario + Vampire and counting the panty shots! We really should make this a drinking game.
rambeaus: and tbh re: that steve mischaracterization drinking game post — there is really no reason to believe that tony is partic. openminded about homosexuality. i mean, the magical healing cock thing is bad enough but like, on a character level,
sheisdrawntothefire: Fun Fact: I am VERY bad a hydrating myself. If I ever die unexpectedly it’s probably because I just forgot to drink water for a week.
the-lieutenant-bunny: swarnpert: just drink an entire bowl of butter. drink the fucking butter you piece of shit. fuck you misha-mouse
zerotide: bakufundoshi: honestly this is so much nicer than red this is coca-cola i can feel calm drinking. no bright screaming red. no anger. no hatred. just a nice sky blue. this is a soda i can feel relaxed with.
benchleyfan:@gunsncoffee, @instructor144 No, I just have violent shits after I drink coffee and I avoid violent shits whenever possible.
spending all day saturday with just reading books and drinking tea? sounds like a really good plan to me.
trekkiee: mcroosa: Mommy teaching babby easier water drinking way because drinking water is hard experience u get it in your nose. Jesus how she puts her paw on his head in the second one. Such concern and love. THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER
lindsaylohoean: me watching someone not drinking their drink when i’m really thirsty
tentarude: troncats: sorry: I read an article the other day that said, “if you drink every day you are an alcoholic.” Thank god I only drink every night why do text posts these days sound like they are quotes from a 40 year old mother’s facebook
moosekingofhell: mydickisthealpha: laheyheyy: garbashians: I only drink juices that describe me idk where you are but here fabuloso is a brand of floor cleaner and you probably do not wan to drink that
When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began
shescreamsparamore: shescreamsparamore: I JUST LOOKED OUT MY WINDOW AND THERE WERE 11 FUCKING COWS JUST THERE. ARE YOU GONNA FUCKING PAY THE RENT OR WHAT WHAT WAS I DRINKING LAST NIGHT
interquast: dancing-fancy-pirouettes: porcelainskylines: h0llaween: yea dude I drink a lot. Drink at parties all the time. yea you heard right, 9 capri suns. 9. in 45 minuets. #brendon urie age 17 he is ready
assholei: youtrollthedice: theimpolitecanadian: when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh The fact that 246,720 ppl know what this is it’s almost like everyone drinks water or something
meloetta:me on tumblr: stay hydrated! drink water! :)me irl: drinks nothing but coffee, soda, and vodka, hasn’t purchased a water bottle since 2009, vitamin deficient and being followed by vultures
agenderginti:Do you want to avoid people? Drink water. Not only will you be hydrated, you don’t have to talk to people while drinking water, then later you’ll have to pee, which means you get to avoid people even more
680xsouth: basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs
swarnpert: just drink an entire bowl of butter. drink the fucking butter you piece of shit. fuck you
cotetr: Red Mom, Blue Mom, Square Mom Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee timeeI’m still upset that I can’t drink coffee
femboy4lez:“I think your groom is sufficiently inebriated and occupied with his best man and drinking buddies, so let’s drink up and go up to the honeymoon suite with our girlfriends, and lock the door behind us…” If you find you like this better,
ahhhhhhaliens: naked-yogi: wellllllp I drink about 5-6 liters of water a day now That’s over twice what’s recommend. Defiantly not saying your going to kill yourself but you should probably talk to a doctor or registered health professional, drinking
Look if you shame people who don’t drink/use drugs you’re just as nasty as the people who shame those that use (and don’t abuse) alcohol/drugs. Can we please just all stop shaming each other for different lifestyle choices when those choices don’t
