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feetlips: My Halloween Costume this year: Pom Wonderful bottle! I’ve always joked about sharing the same body type as my favorite juice, so I decided it was time for the vision to come alive. All of the front lettering is felt that has been hand sewn
I’m not a slut! And I’m not a sissy. It’s just… well… it was just a little … joke…? I’m a real man!Why on all fours with a bra on then? hehehe
watchingishot: My wife had been flirting with this guy all evening and I realize it was turning me on even though I did not know how to deal with it. So I said to her in a joking voice: Why don’t you take him to our bedroom and fuck him right here
submissivegames: you go on and on about how Women should like it. I’ve heard all the jokes of course. “Got a sore throat? i’ve got something for that!” “How about a shot of protein?" you used to think it was so clever,
Have I mentioned how much I love Kou?
leeterr: “Haha! Ciri is not here. It was me, Dudu all along!” - quote from fucked doppler Sound versions Dudu without didi Dudu with didi Soundless versions Normal Webm Gfycat Dick Webm Gfycat The dick version was just as a joke. Maybe
marchingjaybird: We went home to see our folks We laughed and we told jokes It was like we were young again On that deathbed our mother lay How long she’s got they still can’t say It took all this to get us back together again
new followers! hi all, nice to meet you! I also sure hope you are aware this is a very nsfw art porn blogI only posted the comic here because it was way too much of a dirty joke for my sfw main blog lmao
drawbauchery: spideypool is illegal i can’t believe it oh god do you think the cops will show up at my door i’ve drawn so much of it idk if you guys know i was joking but i do appreciate that we’re all on the same page here
Peridot robbed the art museum just to make this joke. Was it worth it? YES(Submitted by benjibuddy3)
Well, that was a total bust. Let’s try this again and choose someone who can actually help Steven. Who’s it gonna be?- Garnet- Amethyst- Pearl- Peridot- Lapis LazuliVote here (poll closed)(Not sure what’s going on? Catch up here)
yeah agreed and it NEVER applies to m/m shipsi just suddenly remembered SNK where Eren who is what 15? a literal underage CHILD was shipped with Levi who also has an unknown age but is hinted at/joked about being quite old and im just MMMHHMM ok then
blueberryface replied to your post: jadebloods replied to your post: @ever… he slipped his turgid member past her panties into her moist hole, and jizzed all over. “cum for me you dirty slut” he whispered, rubbing his spunk into her forehead
You know is true love when the girl still wants the guy even if he is all fucked uptrue love right there. Guts was the rebound guy.
You know, at first, I thought that Mina’s constant blabbing about a “doctor” was a reference to a Sailor Moon villain bearing the same name. Considering Mina’s design and overall aesthetic, this could make sense as she downright seems like a
exploratorytfs:Need to StudyI’m so close to failing this semester and somehow, my roomie noticed something was up. He’s a smart guy after all. I jokingly, but slightly seriously asked him if he’d do my exams for me, but he politely declined. It’s
beardedboggan: feetlips: My Halloween Costume this year: Pom Wonderful bottle! I’ve always joked about sharing the same body type as my favorite juice, so I decided it was time for the vision to come alive. All of the front lettering is felt that
king-carnivore:theonyxranger:lastvalyrian:lastvalyrian:So. The bitcoin conference was a complete failure. AND what’s even better. There was a ball pit.People think this is a joke but it’s realget fuuuuuckedA collection of my favorite tags
m1911s-mile22: ask-maxie-boy: killuo: succession2018: im gonna shit The prophet… he tried to warn us. He told us it was too much power, and yet we all laughed. We made a joke of him. Moreos Guy, if you’re out there, I would like to personally
ineffable-feels: loracarol: I know it’s fun to joke about Aziraphale lying to God, but I bet dollars to doughnuts God was like “okay, so you’re lying for the sake of the humans? The humans I made? The humans I made for all you angels to take care
e-the-village-cryptid:vang0bus:gameshow called ‘pride or prejudice’ in which the contestants are presented with a gay joke and have to guess if it was made by a queer person or a homophobethe contestants are all vaguely liberal straight people
carmillaismygalpal: feetlips: My Halloween Costume this year: Pom Wonderful bottle! I’ve always joked about sharing the same body type as my favorite juice, so I decided it was time for the vision to come alive. All of the front lettering is felt
thelegendofkungjew: Remember: Hydra are double (or possibly triple) Nazis I remember a while back, when Winter Soldier had just come out, and people were all in a knot about people jokingly saying “hail Hydra” because it was somehow a subversive, “Nazi”
round-t-w-o: plenoptic07: weavemama: weavemama: It was nice knowin y'all @ science side of tumblr,, ALL JOKES ASIDE WE REALLY NEED YALL TO TELL US IF WE’RE GONNA BE OKAY OR NOT By “diseases,” they mean microbes (MICROBES, not the same as
shiguresoenstyle:if you thought i was even remotely serious in calling t2 “bicycle sanuso” i am sorry to say that you aRE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT(yES this is the one piece x yowapeda joke that nobody asked for)
targuzzler:one time i stole a joke from the previous night’s episode of the backyardigans in third grade and some other kid fucking caught me and he was all “oh so you still watch the backyardigans huh.” it ruined my life and but the thing is how
whoweargoldintheirhair: copperbadge: dame-of-dames: @copperbadge The most self-satisfied of all owls! Those who know me IRL are wondering why this seems familiar… It’s because this is the face I make right before laughing at one of my own jokes
did-you-kno: The first American woman to go to medical school was admitted as a joke. When Elizabeth Blackwell applied to Geneva Medical School in 1847, the students thought it was a prank- so all 150 of them voted her in. She graduated in 2 years,
jordan-reet: [Feeling his face start turning red, the warmth came over his cheeks when he tried to find the right word.] You do that innocent look too good. I’m starting to think it’s all a game. [He shot her a wink showing her he was only joking.]
someponysscribbles: orbital-drop-shock-erwin: No joke, when I first read all this CIS scum bullshit, I honestly thought it was because this website as a whole were a bunch of Star Wars nerds. Ah how horribly wrong I was.
magnolia-noire: dynastylnoire: beardedboggan: feetlips: My Halloween Costume this year: Pom Wonderful bottle! I’ve always joked about sharing the same body type as my favorite juice, so I decided it was time for the vision to come alive. All of
queenevea: feetlips: My Halloween Costume this year: Pom Wonderful bottle! I’ve always joked about sharing the same body type as my favorite juice, so I decided it was time for the vision to come alive. All of the front lettering is felt that has
EXO used a lot of Japanese words today, and it was mostly "stop! faster! help! no! amazing! feels good!" and a fan joked that maybe they all watched porn together.
campaignofmisinformation: “Come on Scully, you know… we’re married now.”
puffsaddy: puffsaddy: puffsaddy: puffsaddy: puffsaddy: puffsaddy: puffsaddy: puffsaddy: puffsaddy: puffsaddy: puffsaddy: puffsaddy: puffsaddy: puffsaddy: puffsaddy: it’s a nigga at your girl job laughing at all her jokes you said was
holybolognajabronies: bekusa: barebackinq:Me: makes a joke about my throat hurting 20 different people: “must have been all that dick!!!!” And if it was…? Then the responses would be “More praises to you!” “He’s one lucky man, the guy
heyitspj: acrylic-pixel: I saw a post awhile ago or i think it was on twitter, about this and I decided to so something about it. I cant receive for all the jokes here. I CANNOT BELIEVE
bangtanbis: slow-riot: Wake Me Up Inside has become a real joke but you all are lying if you say that you wouldn’t have loved lyrics like “bid my blood to run before I come undone and save me from the nothing I’ve become” if it was presented
lifewasted: maelisann: What the hell… Eddie is all like “shut up stone”. Is Eddie trying to hide something? Is Mike Gay? Is this a joke? i just rewatched the whole interview to get to this part and it’s so awkward oh god
levi-ravioli-universe: dfdirector: levi-ravioli-universe: When the new people enter the fandom when the dub comes out we’re going to have to put up with *whispers* dead marco jokes ALL OVER AGAIN Hopefully it will only be half as bad as it was
jenroses: round-t-w-o: plenoptic07: weavemama: weavemama: It was nice knowin y'all @ science side of tumblr,, ALL JOKES ASIDE WE REALLY NEED YALL TO TELL US IF WE’RE GONNA BE OKAY OR NOT By “diseases,” they mean microbes (MICROBES, not
feetlips: My #Halloween #costume 2015: @pomwonderful bottle! I’ve always joked about sharing the same body type as my favorite juice, so I decided it was time for the vision to come alive! All of the front lettering is felt that has been hand sewn
feetlips: My Halloween Costume this year: Pom Wonderful bottle! I’ve always joked about sharing the same body type as my favorite juice, so I decided it was time for the vision to come alive.All of the front lettering is felt that has been hand sewn
amporasomesugaronme: caligulascrush: GUYS I WRITE A SMUTTY FANFIC AS A JOKE ABOUT MY TEACHERS AND IT WAS CONFISCATED AND NOW MY SCIENCE TEACHER IS READING IT OMG Prayer circle for tumblr user caligulascrush this is the funniest thing i’ve read all
diksex: My sister is so lazy, she told me ‘’ If you make my bed later, I’m all yours right now ’’. I laughed thinking it was another joke from my sister, but it wasn’t… :)
pancakesandplaid: transcendmatter: “All right, that was a cheap joke, okay. I admit it, and I’m going to do it again like 4 times in the movie, and I’m just going to apologize up front. I like knocking Norse people out of frame. It makes me laugh.
tonyabbot: tonyabbot: you heard it first you all thought it was a joke
naughtyjulia: It didn’t start this way. I never thought it would lead to this, but it was happening.Some friends and I met up for happy hour after work on a Friday, then the entire group (men AND women) all jokingly agreed to go to a “gentlemen’s
pandanoi: So, uhm, I’m writting this fic in which the guys go to an onsen (with monkeys!) and Haru wears a yukata because it was necessary and sexy things happen behind the stairs.It all started with a joke having a coffee with my friends and it has
writingdirty:#FlashFicFeb - Prompt 24 - HomeShe picked berries out back and herbs and mushrooms. In the beginning, he didn’t trust it at all. “You’ll poison us!” He said, in that way he said things where he was pretending to joke, but was actually
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