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artirl: “Even if you come home late and I’m already asleep, just whisper in my ear one little thought you had today. Because I love the way you look at the world. And I’m so happy I get to be next to you and look at the world through your eyes.”
itstonybetch: How Christina Aguilera sings lullabies to her children Totally doing that when and if I had a kid
erinhunting: One of my favourite movies from the 1980’s and of all time. If you never had a crush on Elisabeth Shue or tried to bounce a soccer ball from knee to knee, well you never really appreciated this movie (or the 1980’s)
xxxfamilyfun: “Helen,” said Aunt Janice, “I don’t know how you and Paul did it. If I had five boys, I think I’d have been driven straight to the nuthouse. How do you put up with it?”“It was a struggle when they were kids, for sure,”
brazenbitch: thiscuntsays: squeetothegee: elizablr: brianvan: I consider myself a very open minded person, but if I had a kid and I found out after the fact that Sasha Grey had read books to his/her class, I’m not sure how I would process that.
theonewhosawitall: emilylouiserichardson: The last picture is the face of fear. no that last picture is him wondering if he had a kid without knowing it
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coelagirl: Grifter (Also you, too)==> LISTENA mix for Fiona because there are actually none.Black (Kari Kimmel)If I had ũ,000,000 (Barenaked Ladies)Black Sheep (Gin Wigmore)Maneater (Blue Eyed Blondes)You’re Gonna Go Far, Kid (The Offspring)Protagoni
DANG GUYS WHERE DID YOU COME FROM honestly, in all seriousness waking up to see this i actually jumped out of my chair in surprise. Ive always had a struggle in self confidence with my own art from when i was a kid, I never really had any support from
I’ve always kind of had this yen to animate, even when I was a kid.I have a feeling any attempts now will end in tears.Anyone dabble in this?
scullysgf: and like my heart is just broken over all the young lgbt kids who woke up to this today like, its already had a horrible effect on me, but if it had happened when i was 15? it would have been 10x worse your life is worth living. i know how
cybergay: if i had a kid id secretly get one of those clap on clap off light switches wired to their computer and if they ignored me id just clap and their computer would shut down and id be like yeah that fukin right son u look at me when im talking
mslindsayanne: cybergay: if i had a kid id secretly get one of those clap on clap off light switches wired to their computer and if they ignored me id just clap and their computer would shut down and id be like yeah thats fukin right son u look at me
omorashivevo: omg cutie… ya but I feel like kid would be super duper extra embarrassed if he had an accident due to jump scares since he’s a reaper and he’s “not supposed to be scared of anything” but if he were to be surprised/scared like
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qtarts: Buttercup: YOU SAID THEY’D BLOW UP– Blossom: I SAID it was an experiment. Brick: What if it had worked, you tool? Blossom: A price I was willing to pay. Bubbles: She’s kidding. You weren’t going to blow up. Boomer: We should run some more
notevendrugs-justawkwardlyweird:fuckingconversations: nevver: What’s wrong with this picture? Idk, maybe they’re reading about the history around them. Have you ever been to the Louvre? There are a shit-ton of apps you can download to help you
hamotzi: if harry had just worn one of those buttons himself he would have been the coolest kid in school
fruitofthetomb:Can you imagine how absolutely devastating it would be is Ron weren’t a Weasley? Like if Draco had been like “Red hair and hand-me-down robes? You must be a Weasley” to someone who who wasn’t a Weasley, and was just some kid. Like
heedra: not to oversimplify an extremely complex discipline but if i had to pick one tip to give people on how to have more productive interactions with children, especially in an instructive sense, its that teaching a kid well is a lot more like improv
urbanatorsfm: Bunny Girls in Bunny Land Direct Link If only I had finished this in April, would have been far more appropriate! This image is the reduced version, brought to you in 1080p, but the superior 4K image is available now to ū patrons over on
l0kasenna: officialnatasharomanoff: slecnaztemnot: nmscares: #DidYouKnow #Deaf #DeafAwareness #education #SignLanguage #advocacy #NMSCares This is actually sadly relevant. I had a lecture this summer about sign languages and Deaf culture and when
chillguydraws: heckin-hekapoo: What if Hekapoo had the out burst of honesty instead? Like no one already knows this. we all know she likes kid marco too ;p
godtricksterloki: discoverynews: foodopia: mississippi mud brownies: recipe here i might have been on an airplane all day with a screaming kid but this looks amazing. screw that, even if i had been at home eating pizza all day this would still look
biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:hedgehog-moss:I was thinking about names again today and remembered how when I was a kid my mums showed me the piece of paper on which they wrote baby name ideas before I was born, and I discovered that if I had been a boy
penchant4older: I used to try to have sex in the woods a lot when I was a kid. If I had run into that sweet face, I would have given him whatever he wanted.
cindyisawkward: Seriously.If I ever have kids, “If I Had Words” is going to be their lullaby. THIS SOUNDS PERFECT.
hotboyproblems: if you ever feel bad about your social life just remember when we first moved into my house it took my neighbours 4 months to realise my mum and dad had two kids (my brother and i) because i was always in my room
I can’t tell whether this is funnier if you know what Street Sharks is or if you don’t
someone just posted a message on an old RPG egroup I moderated when I was a kid (I joined it in 2002) that hasn’t had a non-spam message in over 10 years (and no messages at all in 5 years). If I had any interest in RPing these days I’d reply to them,
themythoffingerprints:I’ve had this since Father’s Day and the only way it could be more accurate is if I had a kid.
capturingherthoughts: yoga-body: polefitnutritionist: tumblrgym: The kids went to play on the playground that day. But fitness had other plans… Can’t stop watching… wow How is this even possible If I had his upper body strength I’d definitely
blackradar: Reasons why I love series 5 of Doctor Who | V | Vincent and the Doctor Amy: “If we had got married, our kids would have had very, very red hair.”The Doctor: “The ultimate ginger.”Amy: “The ultimate ginge.”
geminiscene: “I’d prefer if people had no impressions of me. As a kid, I had to tell my own family, ‘Please, just don’t talk about me!’ Because they always got it wrong. Always. I just didn’t want them to tell anyone anything about me.”
bogleech:If I could live in any country I’d actually pick new zealand based 100% entirely on the slugs they have there. I’m not even kidding. If I had the money and nothing at all anchoring me to America I’d live there to be around this one species
simonbellamy: if i had a dollar for each time someone said “you’ll change your mind about having kids” i’d have enough money to buy the government and make kids illegal
official-nepeta: colorfullyfuckedazazel: wifikings: nvxus: wifikings: What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream? Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s hands when
wifikings: nvxus: wifikings: What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream? Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That’s
vocaroo: if i had a kid and it was lactose intolerant i would put it up for adoption because if u can not digest dairy products then you cannot digest my love
yoursecretinception: I told my parents I wanted a tree house I got one of those pink play houses. ^ the kids who play in this , I hate you -___- If I had this groaning up…. I’d would’ve been too good for other kids to talk to.
midlifesparks: Man. This was one of the hottest movie scenes I had ever seen as a kid. If we had animated gifs back then I NEVER would have left my bedroom….
did-you-kno: You can’t tell when your kid is lying. Data taken from more than 10,000 instances show adults could only tell when kids were lying 47% of the time, which is no better than if they had just guessed. Source
When I was a kid my family thought I was suicidal because I didn’t want to grow up. I thought I wanted to die. It was because I was aware that I had to grow up as a man and that scared me to a point where I didn’t want to live if I had to
