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“Wait, why do you have that look on your face? Are Mom and Dad finally not home for once? Seriously? You better not be fucking with me, because it’s been over a month. Okay, so what the fuck are we doing with our clothes on? Let me see that
renaissanceamazon: I’ll be in Miami until Thursday and will have time for ONE SERIOUS client. I am available for personal training and private dance sessions (but I am very picky about people). If you are seriously interested in working with me then
So I ran up, sonic’d him, gushed about how well he pulled off Ten & he gave me the best “well”! Seriously, guy, whoever you are, you made a magical moment for me, thank you. (Taken with Instagram at San Diego Comic-Con International
I just…….thank you guys for following this thing that I started out thinking it would seriously be like every other side blog I have with maybe twenty followers. I appreciate knowing how many perverts are out there, and thanks for all the
deepthroatmom: holycheesenrice: andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic: *pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked* seriously? are you kidding me? That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency. *pops your tires w/ my strong front teeth
deepthroatmom: 0rdersixty6: deepthroatmom: holycheesenrice: andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic: *pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked* seriously? are you kidding me? That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency. *pops your
fanmlp: artencon-aret: derpygrooves: C’MON FANDOM SERIOUSLY ARE YOU KIDDING ME I’M LIKE TEARING UP OVER THIS SHIT FUCK YOU GUYS SHE’S NOT REALLY DEAD YOU STUPID ASSHOLES ({my heart, my eyes, they burn with the sadness of ten thousand suns})
basedpidgeot: ker-smash: taskscape: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS Give me this owl stuff like this keeps me going. y’know? why should i be sad when there’s a guy somewhere who goes about his normal life with an owl following him about
punkasfrick: “do you have a girlfriend?” “no but sometimes people on the internet flirt with me and I have no idea how serious they are about it”
“Thanks for buying me a drink sweetie, but I’m here on vacation with my boyfriend. I mean seriously, do I look like I’m still single? It is weird how we keep bumping into each other though, what room are you staying in? Oh really, 207… yeah,
kmclaude: marloviandevil:“You can’t shame the shameless” is such a beautiful phrase. I’ll probably need a tee with this. To remember.Remind me to and I’ll try to make that a t-shirt design.But seriously it is true – never be ashamed of your
stealthboy: if youre too scared to drive because you are consumed with uncertainty and fear of what to do and youve convinced yourself that youll mess it up and seriously hurt or kill yourself or others and this leaves you dependent on other people and
taxloopholes: veryhappyturtle: softgirldeluxe: veryhappyturtle: *pounds on ur windshield as u hide inside ur car with doors locked* seriously? are you kidding me? That is a CHILD. Have some fucking decency. *pops your tires w/ my strong front
punkasfrick:“do you have a girlfriend?”“no but sometimes people on the internet flirt with me and I have no idea how serious they are about it”
punkasfrick:“do you have a girlfriend?”“no but sometimes people on the internet flirt with me and I have no idea how serious they are about it”
mistiriecd: mistiriecd: Come play with me! No seriously, don’t let me be lonely! Let me know you are from tumblr for a free request ;) http://chaturbate.com/b/mistiriecd/ I am back on!
rooshoes: fiztheancient liked your post: wtf is with you and fucking rabbit porn? seriously are you sick? go fuck a rabbit if your that desperate fiz how could you say such cruel things 2 me some tumblrs on here are honestly too cruel it wasnt
pikaballoons: sihubadger: Are you trolling me? you can’t possibly be serious with this answer right? Just because you have phantom limbs doesnt make you an insect or an arachnid, my phantom limbs cover my arms and extend into giant claws and paws.
allhailthedarklordsanta: “do you have a girlfriend?” “no but sometimes people on the internet flirt with me and I have no idea how serious they are about it”
mercy-misrule: Experimenting with a different sexual or gender identity does not make you a bad person! Seriously! Both gender and sexuality are spectrums. And they evolve. They change. They are fluid. Some people always know who they are. Some people
When you start arguing about IRL katars with me and say “IDK”, don’t. Seriously. I know my shit. Katars are NOT made of multiple blades always - there are single blade ones. So shut the fuck up and sit down boy.
forgetyeahcomics: “do you have a girlfriend?” “no but sometimes people on the internet flirt with me and I have no idea how serious they are about it”
wetcavediver: stonekidman: “Really, little bro? You sure you don’t want to fuck your big sister’s tits? I know things are serious with your girlfriend but why don’t you let me show you how much better it would be if it just you and me. I’m
slayboybunny: every now and my cat does something very human like and i get very nervous and ask him “are you a person trapped in a cat’s body. or did you choose this body” very seriously to see if this time he will communicate with me and he always
aberrantkenosis:systm32:zodiacbaby:kozfr:kacysimplylove: voluptuous-lady-with-freckles: pretty-brown-love: 50shadesoffoh: the-bigredmachine: True Hollywood Stories Smh Wow Omg really Are you kidding me ??? Childhood ruined Are you guys serious…
lori-jaye: Seriously though, whenever I take more than two pieces of bacon, guys will side eye me. And i’m like “are you kidding me you have three plates piled so high with food that it is falling onto the floor right now” Ladies are supposed to
lesbianfosur: Seriously don’t play games with me if we are in a relationship just tell me what’s up. Tell me you need to hear a few extra I love you’s cause you’re having trouble loving yourself today. Or tell me you want to spend a day together
militaryfitbombshell: basedpidgeot: ker-smash: taskscape: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS Give me this owl stuff like this keeps me going. y’know? why should i be sad when there’s a guy somewhere who goes about his normal life with an owl following
teasentweak: exploreme117: bimbo-in-training: Happy to be braless on a Friday 😊 Thank you @bimbo-in-training for giving me the excuse 😚 We are seriously happy you are, too! Glad to have you back with your hotness @teasentweak!! Love the pic!
popokko:dude do you say no to blathers when he asks if you want to hear animal facts? are you fucking serious bro? come on. you’re not fucking with me? what the hell is wrong with you man. fuck you. get out of my face. i can’t even look at you right
theunicornkittenkween: nyxbitch: middle-earth-princess: facebooksexism: xmermaidkhaleesix: can we just. oh fuck you feminists , all those comments are right Why are you following me if you agree with these comments? Seriously unfollow me asap
heathergraves:heathergraves: I’m seriously THAT friend You could come over to my house, let yourself in, come up to my room, not say a word, and just crawl into bed with me I need more low key friends Makes me glad so many people are like this.
emilias-secret: emilias-secret: Does any guy want to Skype with me? I’m super horny If so, message me!! Ok, seriously. Is there any real man on this website? If you are not an idiot, message me.
heathergraves:heathergraves:I’m seriously THAT friend You could come over to my house, let yourself in, come up to my room, not say a word, and just crawl into bed with me I need more low key friends Makes me glad so many people are like this. Come
basedpidgeot: ker-smash: taskscape: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS Give me this owl stuff like this keeps me going. y’know? why should i be sad when there’s a guy somewhere who goes about his normal life with an owl following him about I want an owl
aberrantkenosis:systm32:zodiacbaby:kozfr:kacysimplylove:voluptuous-lady-with-freckles: pretty-brown-love: 50shadesoffoh: the-bigredmachine: True Hollywood Stories Smh Wow Omg really Are you kidding me ??? Childhood ruined Are you guys serious…
There are seriously males alive that will just eat a girl out for half an hour with no complaints.
superwholock2013: Meet Nick Vujicic, he was born with no arms and no legs and is, and will continue to be an absolute inspiration to me. seriously, if you are ever feeling down, listen to some of his talks… I guarantee you, you will feel better about
I always laugh when you guys send me messages telling me how beautiful I am because there are like maybe 4 guys in real life who agree with you Nobody my age ever calls me pretty and I rarely get seriously hit on (versus just harassed) by cute boys or
in-se-curities: summerhigh: omg OH MY GOD HOT DAMN BOY YOU ARE ONE SEXY PEICE OF MEAT LIKE SERIOUSLY MIND SLIPPING INTO BED WITH ME AND MAKING BABIES I WOULD LOVE YOU FOREVER FUCK ME HARD
I WISH I WASNT SO BUSY TODAY THAT I COULD CELEBRATE THIS but like seriously, thank you all SO much for stickin with me this past year, you guys are nuts and I love you all <3
aangsavedtheworld: Hello all! In celebration of 1K + followers (a miracle, really), I made my first ever follow forever! You guys are all seriously awesome no joke I’ve made some really good friends here. And to those of you who have stuck with me
siouxerz: basedpidgeot: ker-smash: taskscape: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS Give me this owl stuff like this keeps me going. y’know? why should i be sad when there’s a guy somewhere who goes about his normal life with an owl following him about