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shitsuren-chama: hunting-the-multifandoms: james-st-james: sex. MY COUSIN DRESSES LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME AND ITS SO HARD T OSPEAK BECAUSE HES FIT AND ITS DIFFICULT TO THINK LIKE THAT OF YOUR COUSIN BUT HES FIT AND Srxyedctfvgybuhijnmok,pl It absolute
so I was looking through some old photos, and–JESUS CHRIST WHAT IS THAT BEHIND ME.
manintolerant:Before I realized I liked girls in my head the idea of being with a man for the rest of my life sounded like an inevitable life-sentence
apparently we need a new one and the guy was like “oh these cost like 10k” and we were like whaaaaTTT so parents are just calling friends to get second opinions and maybe we can get an ac for but we don’t have that cash right now ,,,,,,,
ive been told a lot of times by followers even friends that they’ve been around me/my art/following me, since they were teeny babies like 13 years old, sometimes less, and now they’re adults and its like, damn !!! like idk its so surreal to me…
Omfg I’ve been working myself up for ages and edging for like half an hour and just as I was gonna orgasm my fucking wand died. I can’t, it completely ruined it and I like half came. I’ve never been so amused and frustrated all at once
i just got this mini heart attack because i was trying to reblog something on someones blog and i accidentally pressed the unfollow button aksjdlas imsosorry
unclefather: my favorite part of sleepovers is when its like 4 am and everyone is laying down trying to go to bed and its silent and then someone says something like “ass butter” and we’re so tired that we can’t stop laughing
drankinwatahmelin: thiccthompson: imnonbinary: phd-bitch: YALL YALLL YALL so apparently guys call girls the second she gives them her number to make sure its the right one when the fuck did this start happening? like i saw it happen last night and
bropunzeling: The Essence Of Ballet, 2012—2014 [image from La Bayadére, 2012] | Ingrid Bugge (b. 1968, Denmark) The human body, its movements, its stories, its intimacy, and its honesty. These are my artistic passions.
I want to like Space Dandy cause its animated well, but much like Champloo I can’t get into it cause I feel like Shinichiro is just attaching his well known name to projects that aren’t particularly entertaining, and its like there are a few
the-memory-palace: St. Mark’s Basilica in Venice For its opulent design, gilded Byzantine mosaics, and its status as a symbol of Venetian wealth and power, from the 11th century on the building has been known by the nickname Chiesa d’Oro (church
8oo: like i love pmmm the girls are cute its interesting its dark and its got cute girlfriends but heres the thing its Not Really Queer its more like moe male gaze lesbian jack off material and that interestingly dark plot was created to make young girls
politicallyincorrectpug: tooiconic: prozd: mahouali: kandyie: scumbag-vanguard: ctron164: herdreadsrock: Kids be so damn cute and innocent like how Awwww This story was different actually??? And even better???The girl, Brooklyn Andracke, used
little-smartass: whenever I watch spock’s “live long and go fuck yourselves” scene in the first reboot movie I mourn the fact that kirk wasn’t present because his reaction would have been gold like can we have an au where he was and is just
the-frostiest-of-butts: lunabase: I wonder what its like to slow dance with your boyfriend in your kitchen at 2 am to your favorite song in your pajamas stay the fuck away from my boyfriend and my pajamas
Sometimes I see nice fanart of Pearl but she has pink highlights on her skin (as though she has red blood) and its not a humanization and I’m just like “no, that’s wrong”
I have mixed feelings about the “Rose Quartz was blind” headcanon because on the one hand I think its a really interesting idea and character trait and its neat that people can make and embrace theories like that but on the other hand, the
I have like 11k songs for it to choose from and this is what comes up on shuffle while I’m drawing Pearl mooning over Rose and I just
when I was in middle/high school sometimes people would randomly try to befriend me, like if I was alone or something, and be really overbearing and fake and just…off. And its not like I wasn’t receptive of friendship, I’m just not a social
I should really take my own advice and unfollow people who post stuff that upset me or make me uncomfortable, even if its just a personal thing and not, like, a whole big deal where they’re completely in the wrong. But I always feel like I’m overreacting
cazadork: man sorry this is so rushed like a board…AND its like the sappiest crappiest i’ve ever conceptualized geez I’m just sorry for all of it…anyway more head canon stuff with lars and ronaldo (yes its ronaldo’s mom’s grave hhgd)
man, heat saps my energy so much. Like, its hot and stuffy today and I’d been sitting around for an hour trying to muster the energy to do anything and I just couldn’t. But then the air kicked on and its like boom! now I have energy to do things and
I get these… I’m not sure what you’d call them, a sort of muscle spasm that’s kind of like a really violent shiver. It feels kind of like a lightning bolt down my spine and its a whole body jerk (like, I can usually feel it right before it
I like the song Turtle Power because it completely summarizes the plot of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies and its played during the credits, so if you missed some of the movie before then its cool because the credits got you covered
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Its a quarter past 4, and I’m about ready to pass out. Thinking about how awesome it would be for hot gay Pokemon trainers to blow loads all over me, but what else is new?
deer-dearest: yknow when you go into a friends house and its like, spotlessly clean, huge fully stocked fridge and pantry, maybe like a pool out back, and its pretty decently sized w pretty expensive looking furniture and gadgets (bigass flatscreen tv
codenamecesare:taymonbeal:pistachi0n:Sometimes when I go hundreds pages deep into people’s Tumblr archives, I find really funny posts and I weigh the pros and cons of liking/reblogging them.Pros: I’ll have access to them later because they’re fucking
feng-huang: elisaur: guYS IM FUCKING CRYING I RAN OUT OF PADS SO I WENT INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND I FOUND ONE BUT I WAS LIKE “OMG THIS IS HUGE MAYBE ITS JUST THE PACKAGING” AND THEN I OPENED IT AND ITS LIKE MORE THAN HALF THE LENGTH OF MY ARM AND ITS
found old pics of my oc and decided to draw her again
when sexy women follow me on instagram and start liking all my photos
epicneko1: feng-huang: elisaur: guYS IM FUCKING CRYING I RAN OUT OF PADS SO I WENT INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND I FOUND ONE BUT I WAS LIKE “OMG THIS IS HUGE MAYBE ITS JUST THE PACKAGING” AND THEN I OPENED IT AND ITS LIKE MORE THAN HALF THE LENGTH OF MY
nekomis: HEY GUYS I WAS TRYING TO FIND A NEZUSHI PIC WHERE TWO OF THEM ARE LOOKING AT THE CAMERA HAPPILY BUT I SOON REALIZED THAT THEY ARE ONLY HAPPY WHEN THEY LOOK AT EACH OTHER AND NOT OTHER PLACES LIKE LOOK AT THESE TWO SO HAPPY WHEN THEY ARE
feelingpussy: thegamernamedsly: fukkce:lmaoooo holy shit its like a mans skin and women’s skin are different so they need different formulas, and its like, companies try to appel to the majority of people to help sales, how would have thought. except
werenotreallyhere: Read More OMFG ME TOO WTF WTF . like its not even there sorta but i can feel it and its like flat though so yea. lol this again xD whenever i touch it slightly it hella hurts for like 3 minutes too! D: haha
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aaubade: i love kissing so much how it can be soft and romantic or hard and passionate or lazy and sleepy or affectionate and then it’s like you like the person and they like you because you are kissing and it’s just you two and you can close your
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thecircleroom: Strain Name: Blueberry Yum Yum Grade: A+++ Type: Indica Looks: Fucking amazing! its Extremely Blue and its like love at first sight and My dad grows it so its AMAZING Smell: Just absolutely amazing it smells extremely fruity just
this old friend of mine is talking to me and he’s like “you are still so happy like all of the time, how?” and im like “its not happiness just pure energy, I was filled with too much” and its v true
I saw batman vs superman on my date the other night, and its not my kinda movie and it was like 3 hours long so I was like ommmg end already BUT jeremy irons is in it so every time he spoke I melted plus they sneakily quoted lolita and I was like ohh
so I watched tangled for the first time last night and at the end I was crying like a baby and I texted darfin ‘WILL I GET SOMEONE WHO LOOKS AT ME LIKE HE LOOKS AT HER??’ and he was like ‘are you sure you dont already have him?’ .. you corny
I just woke up a little bit ago and its all nice and cool outside from the rain and really cloudy and its like the perfect weather!! I’m gonna make a blanket pile and watch Avatar:TLA and play some video games uvu
i wish people would stop talking about john green, it makes up like 40% of my dash and i’m trying to savior everything and most isn’t even tagged i just want to look at pretty and funny pictures and talk about Nepeta
UGH okay can anyone help me with customizing deviantart widgets? ;;;;; i already spent like 2 hours trying to figure it out and looking up tutorials and its not coming out rightall i need is the css to be able to add a background with a content holder
jake-englished replied to your post: its been raining a lot every afternoon…jealousss it’s mostly just hot as hell down here :cits still like suuuper hot in the mornings and noon like 95+ but then fortunately it rains ;u; but its like storm rains
ughhh i want a new laptop, mine lags so badly from doing nothing likesometimes just scrolling through tumblr makes the fan start to blow really loudly and its not even overheating or anything cause its still cool it just gets slow and then the fan is
hehe i love the comments on my room post thats like “its so minimal, i love it” / “its super clean” / “i have more stuff than this but mine is messy”when my room looked like this, just 2 months ago PFFT
So, now I think I have a problem with the connection of my tablet itself because my tablet battery I just bought works, but its now not chargeing. My tablet itself works and everything, but now my new batterys dead and its not chargeing, no matter if
midbloods:gETTING HUGGED BY PEOPLE WHO ARE PHYSICALLY TALLER AND BIGGER THAN YOU IS AMAZING ITS LIKE BEING WRAPPED IN A BIG WARM PROTECTIVE HEAT BLANKET AND ITS WONDERFUL YEAH
Okay im just gonna say that I actually dislike angst headcanons with Ruby and Sapphire like the whole what if they die or what if they dont love eachother anymore okay I HATE them dont send them to me anymore
Okay so my dad is watching this like softball ‘documentary (its a satire like the office its p funny) and its like….The REALEST thing ever like they are showing the typical ‘softball parents’ and just EVERYTHING IS SO REAL I HAVE SEEN PARENTS
quarkmaster: Brigitte Lindholm Was really interesting to draw a character that is both “cute” and strong (physically speaking) at the same time. So I wanted to create a body that would fit the character, but still make her face and overall posture
further research reveals that shauna’s “quadtails” are just regular pigtails except parted in two and styled oddly ahaaaaaaahahaha as in, one part is wrapped around towards the front and the other part kinda just curls downwards and
allmycraziness replied to your post “listen y’all… i like rwby and i like its characters but…. it’s not…”r u being ironic ori wish i was
feelingpussy: thegamernamedsly: fukkce: lmaoooo holy shit its like a mans skin and women’s skin are different so they need different formulas, and its like, companies try to appel to the majority of people to help sales, how would have thought.