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cute-wet-mess: CuteWetMessI’m tied up to a chair in this video and I’m getting pretty desperate. I try and fail to escape, wriggling and pulling frantically as I lose control and wet myself ;0)♥ cute-wet-mess.tumblr.com ♥
cklikestogame: catbountry: ms-ashri: steveholtvstheuniverse: sexymedic: ruriadati: Sometime I try to draw cute things and fail miserably I was kinda tired to draw poster ands explosions and blood and stuff… so yeah I wan’t a Pocket Medic for
I was trying to be cool and do one of those hilarious comic sans things, but then I realized that this is exactly what happened….oh well. *humor!fail*
#troll #fail #trollfail look at the comments and likes
My first half of my #GED #test #scores. I can’t #believe it, I thought I had #failed at #science! S/o too my #wifey #mygirl and #homies for believing in me.
-finally reaches the end of The Flash’s second season-Barry why.
Team Yume Plays: “Zork” (Failed Attempt) The game finally works correctly… unfortunately, the saved file is nowhere to be found. Pain.—Support Madhog on Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/MadhogMadhog and Team Yume: http://www.teamyu
penandpage: itssexualhour: so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the
acesirius: acesirius: acesirius: acesirius: i love when ur writing an essay and u all of a sudden get a burst of inspiration or find the perfect source to back up ur point and it’s like the clouds have parted and everything’s clear and ur not gonna
butchlizbian:anthonyandaziraphale:Aziraphale and Crowley having to watch Anathema and The Them grow old, having to watch regular customers start never coming back, having to see businesses fail and be replaced around them, watching the generations of
lol Total fail. You could have reversed that and you sliding TOWARDS her… You should be ashamed.
imwello: You look hella pretty, Armin because sometimes you just need pillow forts and fairy lights and not destruction, blood and chaos(i’m sorry he’s not exactly putting them in, it just evolved into something like this) (i’ll be drawing more
publius-esquire: All I want is a thorough historical analysis about how each of the Founding Fathers viewed masculinity and failed to live up to the gender expectations of their day: Washington failing to have children; Jefferson choosing not to remarry;
How to fail at everything and have a divine hair
gothhabiba: me, every single month without fail: huh weird I feel kind of bloated and lethargic but also very hungry??? and I’m breaking out??? and my back hurts??? this is so strange I have never experienced this before in my whole entire life… what
ironspy: gothhabiba: me, every single month without fail: huh weird I feel kind of bloated and lethargic but also very hungry??? and I’m breaking out??? and my back hurts??? this is so strange I have never experienced this before in my whole entire
itssexualhour: so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian
tenseoyong: i hate pedophiles because at 9, the man that married my mother solely did so just to get close to me and fail to groom me. i hate pedophiles because when i was 10, my mom’s boyfriend was planning to kidnap me, but failed because my uncle
pixelzombe: Imagine Mink taking Aoba to a carnival and winning him a huge stuffed animal by breaking the test your strength game.
i’m starting to freak out because i have a presentation tomorrow and idk i mean it’s a group presentation so it’s not that bad i guess but i never really presented before and would always just take a failing grade and fuck i don’t
i have two essays, an art project, ap stat, and precalc homework due today and tomorrow and i’m a literal piece of shit because i was supposed to do all that over break but lmao guess who didn’t and is gonna fucking fail this semester.
animetimsutton: vaspim: If you think your life sucks, just look at this picture and think “it could be worse.” palms are sweatyknees weak, arms are heavyit’s fallen out of my hands alreadymom’s spaghetti FAIL
Young voters are failing Bernie Sanders, just as they’ve failed so many before
plantyourseedinmywomb: I was cheer captain and student council president. I got straight As and never got into trouble, at least not until I met Mr. Stone and failed his class. I couldn’t get an F so I went to him after school and asked what I could
dealanexmachina: If you ever feel bad about failing to save your work before your computer crashes, just remember that the Dyad Institute had made one of the greatest accomplishments in genetic history and failed to back up their only copy.
Well that was a fairy fail. First fitness class I ever walked out of. I just felt horrible. No energy, horrific cramps. I got through the first circuit, pushed it on the lap run and hit a wall. Partly to blame is possible dehydration, not fueling very
korota37: to-many-cupcakes: I drew this when I was really horny bored like months agoI felt like I should post SOMETHING kink related,To bad this fucking sucksI tried my hand at immobility and failed FAILED AT NOT BEING AWESOME MAYBE
barbells-and-sirens: chelseaparttwo: barbells-and-sirens: GUYS IM SO PUMPED ABOUT THIS. After PR’ing my 3RM back squat @ 165 FOR FIVE SETS (Umm hello 200# club soon??) I wanted to PR my snatch. I failed 80# and 85# last week legit 20 times. Couldn’t
dotoriii-doodles: In which Dotoriii tries and fails to strictly use the binary tool. I tried making this a pretty gif but it failed so now I’m left with the scraps that currently is my header.
doomy:dingdongyouarewrong:bad r/twosentencehorror posts aren’t funny if it’s a bunch of twitter and tumblr funnymen intentionally trying to be goofy and ridiculous. the humour comes from people trying and failing to be scary and overexplaining their
*grump* i don’t actually want to hibernate and read fic today. i want to go /do something/. but nothing i want to do is fun to do alone. so instead i am being a hermit and trying (and failing) to nap and reading fic. *grump*
rielisms: “Graves of dead leaves Drowned my feet as I walk; But there’s no way, I will let you see that. You have seen enough Of my frowns and tears, To see that I am far From summer and spring. My sadness and cries, Has failed me as a human being.
50shades: “We used to come to LA and we’d go and we’d sort of rent somewhere or stay on friends’ floors and go to auditions and fail to get parts."
DAYS: 147, 148, 149, 150, 151, and 152.
I must a) do my accumulated math homework and tests and pray that I pass math b) develop a surprising thesis, write a paper, and turn it in tomorrow c) blow off tomorrow’s class because I failed to write said paper d) cram, cram, and cram for finals
I can’t cope with rejection and failing and that feeling like all i do is useless and that I shouldn’t even try. But also I really miss having a job. I like the routine and using my brain for something. I like to be able to pay rent and stuff
loveonfire: What happens when Sarah and I try to make cake pops in a rush. D: Omg it was horrible but so funny xD
